Extra Value

A bomb doesn’t hit like you did,
Walking in the door, my eyes reeling,
Skirt hovering around toned,
Athletic thighs, curvaceous, and
Perky in all the right places, and so
I stuttered a hello, awkward like
I always am, “Hello, can I take
Your order please?” You
Were so kind to me, when others
Have chosen to pick fun, and then
When I handed you the up-sized
Diet cola you ordered, our fingers
They touched, That’s when
My heart went Boom-boom,
Boom-boom so very quickly;
I turned my face as it flushed, not only
So you wouldn’t see, but so I could plan
My next move, which involved your
Burger, a big smile, and a dollop
Of my pants-stored special sauce.