Audible Excitement

I don’t want to say your voice is
Magic, because that’s corny and
Cheesy, and well, who wants to be
That guy, “your voice is magic”,
How lame is that? Pretty lame, I think,
So as par for the course, I choose
Other attributes to complement,
“Your hands are beautiful and delicate”,
I say, or your ears, “Your ears are
Beautiful and delicate”, I say, “they
Look fragile,” and honestly? They
Turn me on, and I wonder why, but
Then realize that an ear is beautiful,
In a simple way, the same way that
A slurpie is called such because of
The sound it makes when you slurp
It – or maybe it’s because you’re
Slurping it. I should probably
Stop fucking your ear, like right now.