When I think about you

There’s a lovely in my life, and
She’s a smart as she is pretty,
She’s compassionate and nice,
And ever aware of how she
Treats me, so I treat her like
She’s royalty, I speak to her
As if she is my queen, and I
Respect her like no other, so
I serve her on a platter, and
I clear her dishes, too, when
She gets up to leave, I speak,
“Tell me prithee, my lady, did
You have a fine sup?” Then
She looks at me oddly, and
Pays for her meal, when she
Tips me, I bow, take my
Bills and change to the back,
Into the staff lounge, where
I drop trou, and jerk at my
Dick with your cash in hand.