Not made from any tree

It’s true, that after a while,
Passion begins to wane, and
In that era of a relationship,
Steps need to be taken, now
We could see other people,
Spice it up that way, or see
Each other bumping up against
Our neighbors’ significant
Others, and maybe that would
Work, I don’t know, because
Honestly, we never got that
Far before I realized that
Everything tastes like waffles
Yes, it was a moment of genius,
Your rectum is damn near saturated
With butter-flavored syrup.

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