Another Free Pass

After making sure my hair
Is finely coiffed, nails painted
And then scratched off, roughed up,
For that devil-may-care punk look,
An old, tight t-shirt is mandatory,
Showing off my titties, floss
Tied tight around my nipples
So you’ll notice them, and the
Obligatory short, pleated skirt
With military boots, I’m finally
Ready to see a show, saunter and
Slink to the back stage entrance and
Drop my mini-purse laden with
Condoms and toys, so you’ll see
The tattoo on my lower back that reads,
“Musician’s Entrance”, and an arrow
Pointing to the plug in my asshole.