I love you like a million bucks,
You love me like a pet,
As long as we adore each other,
This’ll be the best life yet,
I share the early morn with you,
We share our bed at night,
And when we eat,
We share breakfast,
In morning and at night,
When bathroom hour rolls around,
I share that with you too,
Let’s fill the tub with Kix and milk,
I’ll lay in it, you screw.

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