I want to cry ‘till tears are blood,
But the friction feels so good,
The pain is there: it comes in bursts,
With each thrust, as it should;
I heard it on a TV show,
Read it on the World Wide Web,
Experimented with a straw, then moved up to a pen,
And now I’m going full bore, baby,
My knuckle deep in my dick hole, pumping,
I think you need lube to do this right.

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