My 401-k became less than 4k this year,
Someone got foreclosed on,
Someone lost their job,
But the Xmas tree’s sparkling,
There’s gifts underneath,
The heat’s maxed to eighty,
It’s just you and me,
You’re wearing your slippers,
I’m wearing my robe,
It’s a white Xmas morning, and
My loins are giving your loins
The gift of fluids this year.

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