Oh,
I know me a penis,
Feels like it’s ten feet long,
And when it’s big and swollen,
It’s as wide as it is tall;

Oh,
I know me a pussy,
I like to call it poon,
And when it gets excited,
You could stir it with a spoon;

I fill it with my penis,
when it’s cold and I feel grim,
So I don’t have to see your face,
I set the lights down dim.

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