7.
Remember that song?
When it plays, I think of you:
It’s “Me So Horny”

8.
Once, I thought we clicked,
But I was wrong as butt rape,
And you were wrong, too.

9.
I said I’m sorry,
You are not a urinal:
Sometimes I forget.

10.
It’s my fondue kink:
I’m a rocket fueled by cheese,
And you’re my launch pad.

11.
I don’t hear words like:
“Pleasure me,” or “It’s my turn”
I came. Go to sleep.

12.
It’s not menstrual blood
That’s soaking into my sheets:
Cutting’s not sexy.