Multi-cultural, multi-lingual,
They are leaving our city together,
Two wonderful people,
A scientist and a William,
One’s from up North,
One came from the West,
Met in San Francisco,
They made it much better,
And now they both go,
To Portland, you know,
We’re seeing them off with much sadness,
They love each other so,
It’s a comfort, I know,
They fuck just like us,
But Will’s faster.