We understand the difference in opinion,
But I was kissing her, and then you were,
And things progress and they do,
And then I did, and you were going to,
But you said,
“I’m not sure I want a mouthful of pussy,”
And I said,
“Well, you probably weren’t sure you wanted
A dick in your mouth ’till you sucked one, baby,
So why not give that dripping beaver a try,
While I wedge this dick pole of mine into your sweet cunny?”


Driving down the highway in my shiny, speedy car,
My foot is heavy on the gas, but I’m not traveling far,
I’m surfing on the Internet, I’m passing right and left,
Click a picture of my cock and balls,
(My iPhone’s rather deft)
Now upload pic to craigslist ad,
“Deep Throat Me Till I Spew”,
I am a fit professional: here’s what I’d like to do,
I’ll come to you while I’m at lunch,
You’ll get down on your knees,
I’ll take my dick out of my pants,
Pushed through unzippered teeth,
Now suck that head!
Please work that shaft!
And when I’m going to blow,
Look at me with upturned eyes,
And that is when you’ll know,
I’m out of here in seconds, baby,
You won’t get yours from me,
But if you’re patient and you wait,
You can rub off once I drive away.